Present Imperfect

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Eight percent well-read. 92 percent lame.

May 14, 2008

In lieu of a well-considered post that requires me to do more than hit the delete key 919 times, I’ve decided to post the paltry list of books I’ve read from the 1001 (Fiction) Books That You Must Read Before You Die.

Thanks to the staggeringly well-read (20 percent!) Sameer for bringing the list to my attention, and to Jason Kottke for bringing it to his.

Never Let Me Go - Kazuo Ishiguro
Nowhere Man - Aleksandar Hemon
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Amsterdam - Ian McEwan
The God of Small Things - Arundhati Roy
Enduring Love - Ian McEwan
The Unconsoled - Kazuo Ishiguro
Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh
The Stone Diaries - Carol Shields
The Virgin Suicides - Jeffrey Eugenides
Black Dogs - Ian McEwan
Downriver - Iain Sinclair
Possession - A.S. Byatt
Sexing the Cherry - Jeanette Winterson
Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving
Watchmen - Alan Moore & David Gibbons
Love in the Time of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Márquez
Contact - Carl Sagan
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Hawksmoor - Peter Ackroyd
The Piano Teacher - Elfriede Jelinek
Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
The Sea, The Sea - Iris Murdoch
The Virgin in the Garden - A.S. Byatt
Interview With the Vampire - Anne Rice
Crash - J.G. Ballard
The Black Prince - Iris Murdoch
Slaughterhouse-five - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
The Nice and the Good - Iris Murdoch
Pilgrimage - Dorothy Richardson
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
The Collector - John Fowles
A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
A Severed Head - Iris Murdoch
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
The Once and Future King - T.H. White
The Bell - Iris Murdoch
On the Road - Jack Kerouac
The Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Under the Net - Iris Murdoch
Lucky Jim - Kingsley Amis
Casino Royale - Ian Fleming
The Old Man and the Sea - Ernest Hemingway
The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
Nineteen Eighty-Four - George Orwell
Hangover Square - Patrick Hamilton
Native Son - Richard Wright
Rebecca - Daphne du Maurier
Their Eyes Were Watching God - Zora Neale Hurston
The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien
Remembrance of Things Past - Marcel Proust
Mrs. Dalloway - Virginia Woolf
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Good Soldier - Ford Madox Ford
Death in Venice - Thomas Mann
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Yellow Wallpaper - Charlotte Perkins Gilman
The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
She - H. Rider Haggard
Silas Marner - George Eliot
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
The Mill on the Floss - George Eliot
The Marble Faun - Nathaniel Hawthorne
A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Walden - Henry David Thoreau
The House of the Seven Gables - Nathaniel Hawthorne
Moby-Dick - Herman Melville
The Scarlet Letter - Nathaniel Hawthorne
Wuthering Heights - Emily Brontë
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë
The Pit and the Pendulum - Edgar Allan Poe
The Fall of the House of Usher - Edgar Allan Poe
Frankenstein - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Emma - Jane Austen
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Adventures of Caleb Williams - William Godwin
The Sorrows of Young Werther - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Aesop’s Fables - Aesopus

Just not in the mood.

March 27, 2008

Let me preface this by saying that some of my best friends use moodboards.

I just don’t care for them. Moodboards, that is, not my friends.

Moodboards smack of college dorm room walls: wall-size visual identity crises. “Who am I? Why am I here? What shoes best describe my personality?” All reasonable questions when you’re 17 and have listed your major as “undeclared.” But in a professional context, they appear, to me anyway, as an act of desperation. They are often futile exercises in finding a point of view — by having absolutely no point of view whatsoever.

And I think that’s insulting to us as creative professionals.

Why? Because every creative person has a point of view. Every audience has a point of view. Every client has a point of view. And if you don’t know what all of those are before you start tacking random scraps of magazinery to a piece of foam core, you’ve got much bigger problems than finding an X-Acto knife with which to mutilate last month’s issue of I.D.

Also, by their very nature, moodboards are derivative. It may be true that there are no new ideas. But do we have to be so blatant about it? How can looking at someone else’s interpretation of the soul of a sports car possibly inspire an honest interpretation of the soul of, well, whatever it is we’re trying to find the soul of? I believe that images don’t asexually reproduce from other images. That words don’t grow like mold atop other, older words. I believe creative inspiration is more intangible than that.

That’s not to say we shouldn’t all gleefully do our homework. Reading, watching films, listening to music, taking pictures. These are things we do because we need to. We crave creative stimulus. We hunger for art. And as we feed that hunger, we also feed our individual artistic sensibilities. In other words, we find our point of view. From there, it’s just a matter of putting pen to sketch pad or keyboard to cursor. We’re still exploring new territory, but we’re exploring it with a map, some trail mix, and one of those flannel-covered canteens of cool mountain spring water.

Moodboards are Paris in Las Vegas. They are a bad cover version of your favorite song. They are carob chip cookies. They are pale imitations of true inspiration.

I prefer the real thing.

21 Steps to Digital Fiction Enlightenment

March 20, 2008

Thanks to a friend’s recommendation, I may have just discovered the perfect way to read fiction online.

Billed as “digital fiction from Penguin,” We Tell Stories presents interactive stories from six different authors (or, technically, seven, since Nicci French is “the pseudonym for the writing partnership of journalists Nicci Gerrard and Sean French”) over the course of six weeks. Since I rambled on about how difficult it was for me to read long-form fiction online in my last post, I thought I’d give We Tell Stories a try.

And I think Penguin has cracked it.

The first installment, The 21 Steps by Charles Cumming, is meant as an homage to John Buchan’s The 39 Steps, and it’s a fast-paced little adventure story accompanied by Google map routes (complete with “secret” messages tagged with green arrows) that follow the protagonist through his exploits. You read The 21 Steps in speech bubbles that serve as “pages,” with anywhere from one word to just a few paragraphs per bubble. The experience of reading a story in these small, bite-sized pieces kept me engrossed, online, for a solid hour. That’s right: Despite my earlier protestations about the inherent distractions of the web, I read a short story online, without interruption, and I enjoyed the crap out of it.

The 21 Steps isn’t high literature. It’s completely plot-driven and scores about zero on the emotional inspiration scale, but as a genre piece, it’d be pretty compelling in print. Combine that with even this most rudimentary form of interaction — following someone’s movements across a map — and you get a little taste of what Wilson called “the incredible power of immersion.” And what do you know? The 21 Steps was designed and built by Six to Start: a company that creates “Alternate Reality Games (ARGs) [that]...use multiple media — the web, email, IM, mobile phones, radio, newspapers, TV and live events — to tell a story to hundreds of thousands of people, who can follow and influence the game in real time.”

Six to Start was at SXSW with Cross-Media Cross-Pollination: Mashing Up Video Games and ARGs, but I missed it, and it looks as though a podcast and/or video hasn’t been posted. I’ve yet to play an ARG, and I’m sure it’s exactly the type of thing I could become completely obsessed with for a few months, then burn out and never look back. (Probably exactly why I haven’t played one...). But I could read stories like The 21 Steps all day long. Merely manipulating the presentation of an otherwise fairly straightforward standalone narrative to take advantage of the medium — in this case, the web — may make digital fiction a viable alternative to (though, again, never a substitute for) the book.

I can’t wait for week two.

Written elsewhere

You can find more of the interesting word usements I structure on Apple.com.

Read my article, Better Writing Through Design, on No. 242 of A List Apart.